Snippet of conversation today between my mother-inlaw age 87 and her baby sister age 82.
Mum:"Gawd Helen,did you watch the movie the other night with What's his name in it"?
Aunty:"No, I went to bingo-why what happened"?
Mum:"Well I don't know". "I got distracted by those damn Extend commercials they kept showing every five minutes".
Aunty: "Oh Extends-thank God I don't need to wear those yet".
Mum:"Oh Helen, not Depends-Extends-you know the pills"?
Aunty:"Pills"?"I take enough pills already"."What are they for"?
Mum: "They're for the men"."You know".
Aunty:"For the men"?"What pill for the men?"
Mum:(exasperated)"Oh for Gawd Sake's Helen, you know for the men down there".
Aunty:(perplexed)"The men down where"?
Mum:"Oh for Christ's Sake-"Down there" Their things Helen, their things"!(rolls her eyes)
"They take the pills to make their things get longer".
Aunty:(amazed) "They have pills for that"?
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- Dixie
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5 comments:
teee heee this is kinda cute!
I thought so too. :-D I told my husband and I swear he actually blushed and said "My mother did not say that".lol.
this is so funny and i can just see it playing out
hahahahahaha!!!
How did you keep a straight face? Priceless.
hilarious
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